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Go to Stanley’s Immediately

June 2, 2010

Now look, this is very easy:

  1. Go to Stanley’s Homemade Polish Sausage on McDowell Rd in Phoenix.
  2. Approach the woman behind the counter and say “I’d like some bacon, please.”
    Be firm, but polite. Do not risk losing your Stanley’s privileges.
  3. Take the bacon home, remove the skin, and cook it.
  4. Eat it.

Mmmm, bacon.

It’s awesome. Meaty like ham. Not at all salty, not sweet, and nicely smoky. Buy more than you need because you’ll eat more than you should.

I Feel Shame

October 13, 2009

I saw this. I like this. And now I feel shame. Not because I shouldn’t like it. Because I didn’t think of it.

It's a mouse. That's a mouse.

Now with more mouse

It’s a mouse. Only… mousier!

It’s so simple and brilliant. I’m actually ashamed I didn’t think of it.

You can get full details on the build at Instructables.

Some of the highlights:

  • Warning: this project involves taxidermy
  • Step 1: Acquire mice
  • Step 4: Shave (wetware) mouse

It just… I can’t explain… I think I have something in my eye.

There, I Solved It

September 14, 2009

I was inspired by http://thereifixedit.com. I feel a kinship with the innovators whose work is featured there. After all, I just expanded my universal remote, and they built one from scratch.

I decided to document my own attempts at problem solving. Hopefully the engineering is better than theirs, but I feel confident my problems had less reason to be solved in the first place.

The Problem

Sometimes I forget to close my garage door. I’ve left it open all day and all night. This is a perfect example of a problem that barely needed to be solved in the first place. Right in my wheelhouse.

Solving It

What I need is an unmissable indicator of my forgetfulness. I’m thinking of a light that comes on when the garage door is open.  Ideally, one that I can see while watching TV or laying in bed.

Design

The concept is simple:
That's right, I use MS-Paint for circuit diagrams.There’s an LED, a power source, a switch, and a couple resistors.

Parts

The switch is a magnetic reed switch. It’s normally open, but if a magnet cozies up to it, it gets all closed. Perfect. I don’t know the model number, because I just found it in my garage, left over from when they installed the security system. You could get one for about $3, and you could go wireless for $50.

The power source is a couple of AAA batteries. I happened to have a battery holder that size lying around, so that’s what I went with. I think you could get a new one for $2.

The LED is a panel mount model I bought just for this. It is green, and snaps into a 1/4″ hole.

According to my math, I need a minimum of 40 Ω of resistance to avoid burning up my LED @ 3V. All I had were a couple of 100 Ω resistors, so I went with that. In parallel, that gives me 50 Ω plus the resistance of the wire & switch, so I won’t burn the LED up.

Then there’s some miscellaneous wire, solder and heat-shrink tubing to keep everything neat. Oh, and a magnet. I happened to have one of those too.

Assembly

Most of the stuff sits inside the house. I picked out a nice location in a closet and drilled a hole for the LED. I soldered up the battery pack, resistors, LED, and the leads to the switch and fed them through into the garage.

At the other end, I just had to stick the switch in place and mount the magnet to the garage door. And by “mount,” I mean “stick it to the garage door because it’s a magnet.”

Victory is Mine

After just a little tweaking to get the position of the magnet just right, I have a working light. It has already reminded me to close the garage door once, and I expect it will have a long life saving me from myself.

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